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"These are great! They're just like sex, except I'm having them!" Futurama

Drinking to get drunk is like having sex to get pregnant. It's missing the point.

"Alcohol is not the answer . . . it just helps you forget there was a question"

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Steve Paterson - manager Aberdeen Football Club

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

If you see someone smile when everything goes wrong, then they have someone in mind to blame.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

"They [an opposition newspaper"> accused us of suppressing freedom of expression. This was a lie and we could not let them publish it." Nelba Blandon, Interior Ministry Director of Censorship, Nicaragua, 1984

"Opinions are like arseholes - everybody's got one"
-Larry Flynt (to a judge, in court)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright