Несколько цитат с англоязычного башорга http://bash.org/

С удивлением увидел, что часть русского башорга - всего лишь переводы ((
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?

d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"

hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
what fraud?
You haven't heard about it?
no?
You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit

67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%

what the fuck is "wtf"?

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there's this guy in there taking a shit
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country

There was a 23% drop in temperature.
That's almost 25%!
... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant